Its Mom.Com
Where Mom Knows Best - And She Doesn't Mind Telling You
The Parlor - These are my stories and I'm stickin' to 'em.
The Tree House - Excuses, Denials, Alibis and Defenses
The Study - Thoughts for Someone Else to Live By
The Library - Biographies of Famous Smart People
The Welcome Mat - Wipe Those Feet and Tell Me Where You've Been
It Would Be Nice to Hear from You Every Now and Then
You ate it, you drank it, you used it all. You're out of it - you go to the store!